Robert Gene dies of natural cause
A 67 year old man died of natural causes while getting lap dances at a Texas strip club on Friday night it has been revealed. Robert Gene got multiple lap dances during his time at the Red Parrot in El Paso, however according to KVIA when the time came to pay the employees at the strip club found him to be unresponsive. Meanwhile KTSM reported that while being entertained Gene suffered from a heart attack, which the strippers failed to notice.
No signs of foul play
El Paso Sherriff deputies confirmed that so far there had been no signs of foul play however the investigation into the death was still underway. Meanwhile a manager at the strip club confirmed that employees tried to give Gene CPR but were unsuccessful in reviving him. Emergency responders were called in, who took the 67 year old to a local hospital. However deputies confirmed that he was declared dead about an hour after he was found at the Del Sol Medical Center.
What a way to go. It reminds me of the guy who suffocated after his wife’s breast enlargements suffocated him in bed while he was asleep
Pervs deseve death!
PLEASE, I DON’T WANT YOU TO DIE!!
fuck your pervs mother
no need to get your panties in a bunch
Says the jealous ugly girl.
Why is he a perv because he got a lap dance? hmmmm…
andrea,
You need to work as a hoe for awhile to appreciate your own inner preversions…..lol….lol…muhaha
Hey.., easy., easy, don’t hear you calling the strippers that caused the heart attack ” perv enablers”..
Don’t hate the players , hate the game sister… bet your a nun right?
And so do jealous fat, ugly, prudes like you!!!
be nice kids
First time this year I have felt compelled to inform someone they are a blabbering idiot and a poster child for retroactive abortion…
sorry you feel that way ill inform your Mother
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
you call him perve,what does that make the girls
SHAME ! SHAME ! SHAME ! WE all know they become bad wives
ask me why ???????
What an ignorant comment…………Shame on you!!!!!!!!!
thats a bit brutal…
Really? You sick bitch.
ha,ha listen too you all.chris ,england.
If a lap dance is that bad to you maybe you need to lighten up just a bit. There are people actually hurting others out there.
every mutt thinks like you because they jealous
Oh ya lap dances = pervs. wrong!
lap dances = happy times away from the ball and chain
Andrea has a big dirty brown hammer
I’m really the biggest slut
go away andrea ya prude, you probably always on your back anyway
Well he’s in the lap of the Gods now !!
Woman who act like hoars deserve to die.
What the hell is a hoar? I guess you mean whore and actually idiots who can’t even spell deserve the same.
I believe he may of been referring to hoar frost. Hoar frost deserves to die.
if watching the other sex nude is pervy, then we are all pervs. Yourself included.
Re: Andrea
I hope you die a slow painful death and then your remains are relished by maggots.
Why…..you ain’t getting’ any????
Isn’t that a bit extreme?
You would only say that if you were ugly..
Good Day ,i do not agree with this remark no one deserves death he was just being a normal male rethink your choices oif words before you regret it,
thankyou
at least he died happy
q-vo thats what i say
he went and ‘came’ at the same time…
This is our take:
Well? Good ole fellow, 67 Year old says to himself, MAN? “this is um um good” Then again them educated fellows tell us”"”Too Much Of Anything Is Good For Nothing”"”. Fellows? This is a lesson.. Don’t want to mess with them ladies, unless U are in SHAPE. In good SHAPE. In fact, in superb, excellent 7 FANTASTICA shape. HELLO????
God bless America!
yeah patrick I’m sure you are a real piece of work….
OMG smothered to death by giant teats or horned to death by qyrating snatches. Ways to go bros
That must have been some bill if he went to that extreme to get out of paying it
Wow, one hell of a lap dance. Who is this girl and where do I find her? Any lap dance that can induce a heart attack has got to be good!
wonder if they got to his wallet as he was gone
What a way to go, chichi’s in the face!
Imagine this. !!!! He died Happy doing what he liked to do ….:)
some men are just like that
Is that the same strip club that was in Varsity Blues?
Maybe the lap-dancer can file a claim against the deceased’s estate. Fair is fair. She should submit a bill for services rendered. In this case, I bet the court would recognize her claim.
The cheapskate. At least he didn’t die while she was sitting on his face. Then his estate might have had the right to sue the girl and the club.
That pervert is burning in hell where he belongs! Laughing my head off-just love it when pervs get what they deserve!!!
Haters gotta hate, and trolls gotta troll. And you, you hateful troll, please go back in your hole.
Troll much, fattie?
Just because the gentleman enjoyed the female form does not make him a pervert. I enjoy seeing females perform in all stages of dress. I am a happily married woman, so what does that make me Miss Hypocrite. PS You are the reason the Church is dying.
burning in hell? and you accept this as ok? What kind of human being can say something so disgusting and think a God approves? If your child tells you a little fib do you run and pour gas on them and set them on fire? Of coarse not, but you think the all knowing being of reality does this? you are a very sick and disturbed person and I pray you find the mental health resources you need. Also if anyone is teaching this garbage to others and especially children, they should be arrested and made to answer for spreading this kind of ignorance and hate.
You must be full of Xian love.
Perv? If it were a male dancer, or animal, or something unnatural then ya. This dude got what he wanted. Cant think of a better way to go. Andrea, you never know what you might like. Give it a thought before you laugh your head off. Ohhhh that opens other possibilities for you. Depends on your inclinations. LOL.
As a Christian with a loving unconditional heart, wouldn’t you have compassion not hate? Like Jesus’s demonstration on the cross for your sins! Many good men in the bible made mistakes.
To
” Andrea #
That pervert is burning in hell where he belongs! Laughing my head off-just love it when pervs get what they deserve!!! “
Andrea has a hammer and tossed his salad
You are no better laughing at someone else’s misfortune with your better than thou attitude. Judge no lest ye be judged.
your sick…and probabley not getting any…
jealous bitch:) dont be a hater just cause ur too fat to dance.
Andrea,
You are ignorant to an impressive degree. By the way, your comments make me think that you are part of the Westboro Baptist Church…
Andrea you have a hammer
Ladies and gentlemen, I guess nobody watch Andrea grinds like what the woman got at the club…
Perhaps Andrea you can learn from the lady teaser at the club so that you can eliminate a lot of perverts in this world with your fantastica grinding acts….that can kill..Sure all perverts will flock towards you…and voila….that’s a lot hell of money…..for your body maintenance or complete overhaul…including your pathetic views.
Andrea…GROW UP!!! Open your eyes…
You’ve got to be the biggest dumb *ss ever!
MY HERO !!!!!!!!!
I know one thing…. heaven does NOT rejoice over the folly of our sin.
Perv or not, God loved him… Not even this folly separated God’s love for him.
It not our place to cast the proverbial first stone. Never has been…
Rather, we are enjoined to share a sense of remorse and compassion towards the agrieved family… now that he has been apparently lost.
This message is for Andrea.
Would you label him as a “perv” if your husband had died while the two of you were role playing…?
I’m guessing she doesn’t have a husband since she’s too ugly and fat. If she looked at least decent enough, she probably would be doing the same thing which is strutting her stuff, but she doesn’t even have that….hahaha Andrea, you pathetic wench!!! The church is dying!!
Guess he traveled full circle… A sex act brought him into the world. A sex act took him out of the world.
Luv anne’s comment. Yah got it right girl…… Can’t stop laughing at your spot on thinking.
CUTE
It was BJR not CPR he received–it’s a form of 2nd aid.
I can’t say I feel sorry for the dirty old pig, but I do kinda wonder why no one noticed he was dead. Is it usual to give lap dances to dead customers in that bar? Think the girls would notice that sort of thing.
why do u call him a pig ??
he didnt do anything wrong
Charlotte was in the bathroom wrangling a Growler
Legislation advised: Age Limit for Strip Clubbers!
The autopsy should determine if he dies from the lap dances or from the bill.
So if guys who go to strip clubs are perverts because they like naked women, then all people with children are perverts because they partook of the act of sex most likely while naked. *gasp* to the ladies bashing this old man… your parents are sinners, as are your grand parents, and so on down the family line… Your entire family are going to hell or are already there and will be getting what they deserve according to your warped sense of morality.
While I don’t judge others because God says not to, and claims the right to judge everyone for himself, I would say that visiting a strip club is not an activity that is honoring God’s plans. There’s a difference between nakedness in a strip club and nakedness in bed. I believe that nakedness/sexuality are completely acceptable in a loving marriage relationship but inacceptable outside such a relationship. Your argument is based on the logical fallacy of equivocation.
Hi karripotomus
While I don’t judge others, let me just go ahead and judge others…oops LOL
Hey, leave the old guy alone, he died peacefully while living out a harmless fantasy. Certainly is better than dying a miserable, slow death, in some hospice surrounded by a bunch of dried up, bloodless, women, like our Andrea, telling him not to despair because Jesus is waiting for him. Better a warm reality than a cold promise.
All sinners will go to help. Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your savior now. Stop condemning others
All sinners will go to help? I guess the nuns missed that one on me. Would you elaborate please? I dont want to miss out on any free savings.
I want a Lap dance from that HOE!
Dan must have wireless in his Closet, come out Dan come out
He went,through the same way he came.Indeed!
@#2, Andrea,
Getting raped once wasn’t enough?
Good riddance!!
Now thats what I call a happy ending!
Gives new meaning to getting stiffed
Pop goes the weasel!
And yoooooou are out’a here!!!
How are they gonna get the smell of him, the animals are gonna be trying to dig him up lolz
Come on, the man’s a hero…they gotta ‘erect’ a statue of him right ?
Lighten up people….:)
Queestion: Did he have to pay his tab?
some pretty drastic comments! I think it is a never-ending terror, the prospect of Hell, not to be wished upon anyone – who but God alone has the wisdom to judge? the old guy was playing with fire; a bit pathetic though, no?
What’s with all the religious comments here? Do all you Texans still believe in Gods? How quaint. The rest of the world is laughing at you silly superstitious sheep.
Poor guy was just having a pretty girl(s) dance or wiggle her bits in front of him.
Both consenting and tax paying adults.
you all are bored. WHO CARES where and how. he was grown.
Can u mention the guys name a few more times…. I am sure there are still one or two Genes that dont know how Uncle Bobby died.
Did he COME or he just LEFT.lololool
Any one wanting to commit suicide should go to this girl for a lap dance
Was the dancer charged with “Violating a sexually oriented business” since she broke the 3 ft rule and tried to give him mouth to mouth?
They checked to see if he was breathing when his supply of dollar bills ran out.
If u were his wife would u attend the funeral?
will somebody please ask Andrea out for a date!!!
Aren’t the “dancers” supposed to be paying attention to their clients? It seems these “dancers” were only interested in his money.They give prostitutes a bad name!
El Paso……. Checo’s tacos!!
Thumbs up!! 
Yep she must have been a damn good stripper.
Did they know that cpr is applied through the LIPS located on his face not his peepee.
LEGEN…wait for it…
I despair America. Perversion is any thing away from the norm. Considering the number of strip joints in the Good Ol’ USA, the activity is not a perversion – at least from a dictionary point of view. Of course if you are very religious you can disagree – but then you don’t get to condemn either, do you? I am more appalled at the clear indifference to their fellow human beings that these strippers seem to have had. Sounds like they were so busy trying to rip him off they pretended to themselves he was OK. Did they take money from the dead man’s wallet I wonder?
andrea, I bet you are a religious child molester
Andrea-
Lap dances are a guy thing! Just some male bonding…to a female.Girls like shopping, men like lap dances. You know, “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus….and you are from hunger!”
Quick, sign him up to vote as a registered democrat so he can vote in November. Maybe the guy´s wife is ugly, weights 300lbs, farts in bed, and bitches at him all the time so he goes out for a little entertainment and a colc Lone Star. Who know the real story. RIP. P
He was 9 months trying to get out and then the rest of his life trying to get back in and at least he died trying!!
I ALWAYS FIGURE GUYS WHO CALL FEMALES HO’S HAVE A TENDANCY TOWARDS THE GAY SIDE. THE DISRESPECT FOR HTE FEMALE =DISRESPECT TO THEIR OWN MOM, SIS, AUNT, COUSIN AND IS BASICALLY SAYIN I AM A MANS MAN….IN A FAERY LIKE WAY
First time i logged on to these comment threads. ALL of you go get a productive stimulating life. Think you’re going to live forever!!! That man could have did some extraordinary fantastic things for the good of mankind but unfortunatley now he is being judged by a pack of whatever!!!
Poor guy. Still, it’s better than dying doing something he hated. I hope he had a fulfilled life, and his friends and relatives don’t suffer too long. R.I.P., sir.